10 times legendary Man United birthday boy proved he’s the best ever

Happy 52nd birthday, Peter Schmeichel!

1) Comedy character…

There’s nothing the British love more than a little bit of taking the micky out of one’s self, and Schmeichel has proven that he is more than happy to do that. At least we hope he was being ironic in this Danepak ad…

2) The most wondrous of wondersaves

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How… just how?! The massive Dane got a massive hand to a goalbound header against Rapid Vienna before poking it over the bar with more power than anyone in FFC Towers strikes a ball with on five-a-side night!

3) The most wondrous of wondrous wondersaves…

Don Hutchinson must’ve thought he’s scored…

4) Taking the p*** out of Gary Neville

A steely glare from the Englishman, who was swiftly pointed to the right side of the tunnel ahead of a Manchester derby. Honestly, United think they own the place…

5) Another top save? Go on then!

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Just wow!

6) Assist machine…

Just another string to add to Schmeichel’s bow.

7) Part time bouncer

Rogue fans must be glad that Schmeichel is no longer playing. The Dane doesn’t take prisoners!

8) A better forward than Ade Akinbiyi

Not a bad bicycle kick that. Pretty much a crime that it was disallowed

9) Actual goal

At least he did get some joy!

10) What a barnet!

Anyone who can rock this kind of do but still look like the kind of fella you wouldn’t mess with deserves some praise!

LVG has to go… A Man United rant, from a Man United fan

Well, the title says it all. This is a rant about Manchester United, by a Manchester United fan. I am a genuine fan, but what I have to say needs to be said.

The Bournemouth vs. United has tipped me over the edge in terms of the frustration I am feeling whilst watching my team play. We’re boring, with a lack of desire, a lack of enthusiasm and a lack of confidence. it’s just not good enough.

Before the game I found it pretty easy to blame the manager for this, but now I have come to my senses and am fully aware that Louis van Gaal is not cut out for the United job.

Against the Cherries he made a tactical error. He brought off United’s most creative player and also most involved player for Nick Powell. Yes, Nick Powell was on the field. I wouldn’t have noticed he was playing if I hadn’t have been so bothered by the fact Marouane Fellaini had been taken off the pitch.

I would like to remind LVG that substitutions are supposed to improve the team’s performance… and this one didn’t. We played a lot worse instead. When managers make clear tactical errors like this, I find it hard to keep supporting them.

Injuries are beginning to become a problem. I understand that and that is why these youngsters are being thrown in at the deep end, but that does not explain why we are so poor in the final third of the pitch in most matches.

Talking about the final third. I believe most of the issue is actually coming from the midfield. Carrick is an exception to this because he passes the ball forwards into the attacking players and this was clearly shown in the Bournemouth game where he picked out Memphis Depay perfectly and created the goal. Bastian Schweinsteiger and Morgan Schneiderlin pass the ball sideways with no purpose. This then cancels out players like Wayne Rooney and Memphis, who don’t really get much of the ball and then people have the audacity to say that they are out of form.

It’s also important to point out the way Van Gaal deals with players. I feel he ruins them. In Van Gaal’s reign we have seen top talents like Angel Di Maria and Radamel Falcao come to the club and play awfully. When a player doesn’t play well, his way of solving it is putting them on the bench to become frustrated, rot and then leave. This has become a thing with Memphis now, too, and I question whether he would even be playing if Rooney was fit, which worries me because he is too good of a player to let go.

P.S. Javier Hernandez has scored 15 goals in 12 games for Bayer Leverkusen. Just thought I’d mention that.

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This Man United hero found a perfect home at Stoke

Mark Hughes’ credentials as a manager were never really in question.

After an illustrious playing career at Manchester United, Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Old Trafford again, Chelsea, Southampton, Everton and Blackburn Rovers, plus 72 caps for Wales, he was clearly a man that had experience.

His first managerial post was as Wales manager in 1999 and he remained in that role until 2005. During his reign, there was a definite improvement in the national team’s fortunes, culminating in near qualification for the 2004 European Championships.

After leaving the Wales job, Hughes went to Blackburn Rovers and helped them steer clear of relegation, whilst guiding them to the FA Cup semi-final. The following year was a top six finish in the Premier League and European qualification. A number of quality names then signed on at Ewood Park (Roque Santa Cruz and David Bentley were just two) and Hughes kept the team up in the top ten – albeit bottom of the disciplinary charts.

After Sven-Goran Erikson’s dismissal at Manchester City in 2008, the Citizens’ owners only wanted one man, and that was Hughes. The foundation for today’s success probably started with ‘Sparkie’, as he was given money to buy players still associated with City today – Vincent Kompany and Pablo Zabaleta were amongst the early signings. Once the Abu Dhabi Group invested in the club, money was no object, but it didn’t prevent some the poorest away performances of the season and a 10th place finish. On the flip side, City were tremendous at home and also reached the quarter-finals of the UEFA Cup. Despite star names such as Carlos Tevez, Emmanuel Adebayor and Kolo Toure signing, it didn’t resolve the two wins in eleven games in 2009 and in December, Hughes was sacked. Roberto Mancini stepped in.

Roy Hodgson left Fulham in 2010 and Hughes was appointed manager. However, less than a year later and Hughes had resigned. Following his departure, he said, “As a young, ambitious manager I wish to move on to further my experiences.” Fulham owner Mohamed Al-Fayed hit back at Hughes for questioning the club’s ambition; Al Fayed called Hughes a “strange man” and a “flop” and says he rescued him from becoming a forgotten man after being sacked by Manchester City. In September 2013, Hughes admitted he made a mistake in leaving Fulham when he did.

Across London and once again it just didn’t work out for the Welshman. In nine months, Hughes was sacked as QPR manager after compiling a number of high profile signings that just did not gel. Results were worse than poor – that season started with a 5-0 home defeat to Swansea City. 12 matches without victory signalled the end for Hughes and seven months later he was appointed as manager of Stoke City.

It was clear that after the disappointment of QPR, that Hughes had a point to prove and it appears that the Potters are benefiting from the wisdom he offers. His style of play is different to his predecessor, Tony Pulis, and with the amount of better players now adorning the red and white, it is clear that chairman Peter Coates is backing his man with the necessary funds. They are not a relegation-threatened team, but one that very much holds their own. Tough opponents in terms of skill and physically imposing, they didn’t have the best start to the season, but have gradually and quietly improved. Sadly, Stoke have hit something of a slump in recent matches, though. Saturday’s 3-0 defeat to Everton made it four losses in six league games in 2016 after ending the old year with back-to-back victories over Manchester United and the Toffees. Chairman Coates is surely confident that Hughes will sort out Stoke’s slump sooner rather than later, and new record signing Giannelli Imbula brings cause for optimism. But, it will need to be a team effort this weekend against an unpredictable Bournemouth team as Stoke look to steer the ship back on course.

Indeed it could be said that Hughes’ way has made people sit up and take notice of how well the team play and the kind of job that has been done, because his name appears in the list of managers to potentially replace Louis van Gaal in many fans’ debates. A firm favourite, it’s somewhat inevitable that one day he will return to Old Trafford in the hot seat.

In the Mirror, Hughes said, “There’s a lot of speculation. That goes with the territory. It’s probably better to be talked up than talked down. I’ve had both, and I know which I prefer. It is what it is. It’s speculation. Nothing more, nothing less.”

Stoke were the ultimate long-ball bores under Pulis, but Hughes has turned the Britannia Stadium side into a slick passing unit, attracting talents such as Xherdan Shaqiri and Bojan Krkic to the club.

Stoke is a perfect fit for Mark Hughes. He’s pressed his style of play into his players’ minds, he now has ‘his’ players and Stoke are an attractive top half of the table club. It’s bound to happen one day – a bigger club coming calling – especially now that Hughes has re-built his reputation and done it well.

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Are this world class star’s Real Madrid days numbered?

Being one of the best football players of a generation is always tough, but doing it at the same as one of the best footballers ever can be even tougher. For Cristiano Ronaldo to constantly be going against Lionel Messi is not easy, especially when Messi’s Barcelona is booming with the talent of Neymar and Luis Suarez alongside Leo.

But Ronaldo is too used to being a great individual in a mediocre team, resulting in him being singled out for criticism when the team under performs. At Manchester United, he was the only world class player, often carrying the team.

Now at Madrid, the team seems to be living in the shadow of what could be one of the best Barcelona sides in years, and the Galacticos don’t seem as threatening anymore. After a recent loss against Atletico Madrid, it left Real 12 points off top spot.

Though there is nothing wrong with a bit of passion from a player, Ronaldo criticised the team so openly that all the press could see exactly what he said. Ronaldo claimed that Zinedine Zidane’s side would be top if all players were on his own level. This is a very arrogant statement, especially considering Real boast talents such as Gareth Bale, James Rodriguez, Toni Kroos, Isco and Danilo to name but a few – all players that other sides would love to have.

Ronaldo is one of the best players in the world, but it means it is impossible for Madrid to sign 10 other players on his level. The only way this could happen would be if Messi was bought in to lead the line alongside the ex-Sporting Lisbon star, which would never happen.

With 27 goals in 28 La Liga outings this term, its not been one of Ronaldo’s best seasons but it’s certainly not been a bad season by normal standards. However, unlike Messi, Ronaldo’s game play is greedy, and he more often than not will take chances himself rather than set up a team mate. Perhaps the true reason Madrid are struggling is because they depend on Ronaldo too much, but only because he doesn’t share enough.

It is no surprise that Madrid reportedly want to sell Ronaldo: like he did at United, they are realising that the team cannot go forward properly with him in it, and at the age of 31, he certainly isn’t going to get any better, whereas Messi, who is three years younger, will.

Ronaldo may then benefit from a move to America, where he can not only control a whole team and be great, but where he can further his own brand.

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Big money Liverpool star will be ‘gone in the summer’ – expert

Former Premier League striker Micky Quinn believes that Christian Benteke will be “gone in the summer”, with the Belgian not a good fit for Jurgen Klopp’s plans at Liverpool.

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The burly centre-forward joined the Reds from Aston Villa in a £32.5m deal over the summer on the back of a prolific spell in the Midlands.

However, he’s managed to net just seven times for Liverpool, and since the arrival of Klopp – who replaced Brendan Rodgers in October – his first-team role has diluted more and more as the weeks have passed.

Benteke was left on the bench for the entirety of the Merseysiders’ League Cup Final loss at the hands of Manchester City on Sunday, with his fellow Belgian Diviock Origi called in ahead of him when the Kop side were chasing the game.

With Daniel Sturridge back fit and Roberto Firmino having also been used as a ‘false nine’ to good effect, the costly hit-man appears to be fourth choice under Klopp and Merseyside-born forward, Quinn – who played for Coventry City and Newcastle – believes that he will be sold at the end of his debut season:

“Benteke’s gone. I don’t like to say it, but I’m afraid he’s gone.” He said on talkSPORT.

“He just doesn’t fit in with Klopp’s mentality of that versatile front three, where they’re closing people down, running into the channels and getting back to defend as well – a mobile front three. He just doesn’t fit into Klopp’s brand of football.

“I really think he’ll be gone in the summer, unless he wants to work with him over pre-season to get him onto that mentality. But I don’t think so, I think he’ll be gone.

“On numerous occasions, when Benteke and Origi have been on the bench, Klopp has turned to Origi. You get that with managers. Some, when they come into clubs, fancy some players and don’t fancy others.”

Benteke is unlikely to be short off admirers despite his Anfield woes, with Chelsea having already been linked with him.

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Alf-Inge Haaland’s Premier League stars forced to retire through injury XI

15 years ago today, Roy Keane produced the most controversial ‘tackle’ in Premier League history – a high challenge on old nemesis Alf-Inge Haaland in the Manchester derby that is credited with forcing the former Norway international into early retirement.

Whether the blame should truly lay with the former Manchester United skipper remains a matter of great debate. The Irishman famously claimed in his 2002 biography that the horror challenge was revenge for Haaland accusing him of feigning injury three years previous, whilst laying on the ground and clutching his ruptured ACL at Elland Road, suggesting intent to end his career.

Yet, the Manchester City midfielder had been suffering from knee problems for several months previous, to the extent that he wore strapping, and even played two more games for Norway the following week. Keane also fouled Haaland’s right leg, as oppose to his troublesome left, and in 2003 legal action against the former Ireland star was dropped.

Nonetheless, Haaland insists Keane’s tackle effectively ended his career, having never played a full match after. So in honour of the defender-come-midfielder’s abrupt exit from the game, we take a look at eleven Premier League stars who were forced into early retirement through injury.

GOALKEEPER – MATT MURRAY

Matt Murray was a goalkeeper of great promise who registered just one Premier League appearance with Wolves during the 2003/04 season and has been dubbed by BBC Sport as the best goalkeeper England never had.

He played a key role in the Molineux outfit’s promotion to the top flight the year previous, walking away from the play-off final with the man-of-the-match award after saving a second-half penalty from Michael Brown.

That heralded a call-up to the England U21 squad but also instigated the start of Murray’s injury issues; he only made seven first team appearances in the next three years due to recurring back problems and a fractured foot.

Murray enjoyed a renaissance during the 2006/07 season, claiming the Championship Player of the Month award in December, a spot in the Championship Team of the Year and the PFA Fans’ Player of the Year award.

But the campaign ended on sour note as Murray broke his shoulder, followed by a knee injury in following pre-season, that kept him out for the entire of 2007/08.

Murray featured for Wolves reserves in 2009 but lasted just 23 minutes due to a knee problem. In 2010, he announced his retirement at the age of 29 – incredibly young for a goalkeeper.

RIGHT-BACK – ANDY WILKINSON

Earlier this year, Stoke City stalwart Andy Wilkinson was forced to retire due to the long-term side-effects of a concussion he’d suffered twelve months earlier, from a pile-driving volley that caught him on the temple.

The old adage of putting his head where it hurts epitomised the right-back’s style of play. He was a rugged, old-fashioned defender and almost ever-present under Tony Pulis, making 123 Premier League appearances for the Potters after helping seal their promotion from the Championship in 2008.

Wilkinson revealed in February that the shot to his head caused a loss of peripheral vision on his right side almost instantly, despite him deciding to stay on the pitch, but that was just the start of his problems.

Over the next twelve months, the Potters academy product went on to suffer vertigo, loss of balance and nausea, whilst the damage to his brain made a return to professional football too much of a risk.

Wilkinson was forced to hang up his boots at the age of 31.

CENTRE-BACK – LEDLEY KING

On the surface, Ledley King had a fantastic career, making 321 appearances across all competitions for Tottenham Hotspur and representing England on 21 occasions despite the enormous wealth of centre-back options at the time – including John Terry, Rio Ferdinand and Sol Campbell to name a few.

Yet, the ‘Rolls Royce of a centre-half’ made more than 30 Premier League appearances in a single season just twice in a career thwarted by a chronic knee condition that was so intense King couldn’t even train from 2008 onwards.

Harry Redknapp finally lifted the lid on King’s injury issues in 2009, telling reporters; “There’s no cure. There’s no cartilage, nothing to operate on. It’s just bone on bone. So it’s just a question of managing it. It swells up after games and it normally takes seven days to recover. He rarely trains, he mostly just goes to the gym to keep himself ticking over. But not running or anything like that.”

The fact King remained one of the best defenders in the Premier League and in contention for England was a testament to what a talented player he was, but also a continuous reminder of how injuries had stopped him reaching the very top of the game.

The Spurs icon finally gave up the fight and retired at the age of 31, having been fit for less than half of the club’s Premier League fixtures during the five seasons previous.

CENTRE-BACK – RICHARD RUFUS

A poor man’s answer to Ledley King, Richard Rufus was an incredibly athletic centre-half whose form for Charlton Athletic after their promotion to the Premier League in 2000 lead to calls for an England berth, but injury problems cut short a very promising career.

The calls for a Three Lions cap grew louder as the Addicks solidified themselves in the top flight but by 2001, when Rufus was just 26, his injury problems had already started to mount up, missing the second half of the 2001/02 campaign and the beginning of the following season.

The Lewisham-born defender underwent a series of knee operations, limiting him to sporadic appearances for Charlton in cup competitions, and after surgery in 2004 proved unsuccessful, decided to call it quits at the age of 29.

Rufus was later voted as Charlton Athletic’s greatest ever defender, accordingly claiming a place in the club’s Hall of Fame.

LEFT-BACK – PAUL LAKE

Paul Lake, renowned for his ability to play in any position except for in goal, rarely kicked a ball after the age of 21, yet had shown enough talent in the early part of his career to earn a place in Manchester City’s Hall of Fame.

The Citizens academy product won the FA Youth Cup in 1986, was part of the senior squad that earned promotion to the top flight in 1989 and was awarded the club captaincy a year later, but the armband proved to be more a curse than a blessing.

Just three games into his captaincy, Lake suffered a knee injury against Aston Villa that later amalgamated into a host of problems, including a ruptured ACL that required pioneering surgery and kept him out of the first team for over a year.

Lake attempted several comebacks – even starting the opening game of the 1992/93 Premier League season – but almost every one lead to a re-rupturing of his knee ligaments and consequentially several operations.

After making just four appearances in five years, Lake retired in 1996 at the age of 27. His 2011 autobiography, I’m Not Really Here, became a Sunday Times best-seller, but even to this day the City icon suffers from knee problems – he’s on a lifelong prescription for painkillers and underwent a 20th operation in March 2015.

RIGHT MIDFIELD – ROBERTO DI MATTEO

As well as managing Chelsea to the 2012 Champions League title, Roberto Di Matteo will be remembered as one of the first foreign stars to grace Stamford Bridge during the Premier League era and for scoring the fastest-ever goal in an FA Cup final – until his record was beaten by Louis Saha in 2009.

Overall, the attacking midfielder enjoyed a great career, featuring prominently for Lazio before lifting two FA Cups, a League Cup and a UEFA Cup Winners’ Cup during his 175 appearances for the Blues – whilst picking up 32 caps for the Italian national team in an era in which Azzurri were overloaded with attacking quality.

Nonetheless, Di Matteo’s twilight years were taken from him as a horror injury forced into retirement at the relatively tender age of 31. He’d suffered a triple-leg fracture during a UEFA Cup tie against Swiss side St. Gallen 18 months earlier and after several operations realised he’d never be able to compete at the same level again.

CENTRAL MIDFIELD – OWEN HARGREAVES

Owen Hargreaves wasn’t your typical England international. He was born in Canada, to English parents, and joined Bayern Munich’s academy at the age of 16 – having not taken a serious interest in playing football professionally until just twelve months earlier.

The midfielder lifted four Bundesliga titles and a Champions League title with the Bavarians but truly rose to prominence at the 2006 World Cup, where his tenacity and energy off the ball stood out in an otherwise underperforming England side.

That convinced Sir Alex Ferguson to open negotiations with Bayern and a year later Hargreaves signed for Manchester United in a £17million deal – going on to lift the Premier League title and Champions League title during his first season at Old Trafford.

But his second campaign was hampered by injuries, most notably a recurring problem known as ‘jumper’s knee’, that heralded several operations and a long-term rehabilitation programme in the United States – partly headed by renowned knee surgeon Richard Steadman.

Hargreaves made just five appearances in his final three seasons with the Red Devils before signing for Manchester City on a Bosman deal in 2011. But managing only four appearances during his single term at the Etihad, the floppy-haired midfielder retired twelve months later aged 31.

CENTRAL MIDFIELD – ALF-INGE HAALAND

Alf-Inge Haaland’s career saw him represent Nottingham Forest, Leeds United and Manchester City in the Premier League, before being forced into retirement at the age of 30.

The former Norway international was a defender-come-midfielder of considerable feistiness, but any qualities he offered eventually became overshadowed by his never-ending feud with Roy Keane – whose horror tackle in 2001 is still regarded by many as the ultimate factor behind his early retirement.

Nonetheless, Haaland didn’t officially call it quits until two years later, undergoing several operations and pinning his final hopes on renowned knee specialist John A Bergfield. He even returned to football in 2011 when he featured for Rosseland in the Norwegian third division.

The former Citizens star, famed for his very public hatred of Manchester United, captains this select Xi.

LEFT MIDFIELD – MICHAEL JOHNSON

In 2016, the Premier League has Tottenham Hotspur starlet Dele Alli. But back in 2007, Manchester City youngster Michael Johnson was having a similar effect on the top flight.

Making the No.10 role in the City starting Xi his own at the tender age of 19, linking up well with Stephen Ireland and Elano, Johnson seemed destined to become an Etihad and England great, boasting great creativity, flair and technical quality.

But proneness to injury continually hampered the attacking midfielder’s development, and he suffered a double-hernia in 2008 and a serious knee injury in 2009, before becoming of less importance to the club as Sheik oil billions began propelling them up the Premier League table.

After nearly three years on the sidelines, Johnson went out on loan to Leicester City in 2011 but managed just nine appearances and subsequently returned to his parent club in January 2012 after yet another injury set-back.

At this point, the prodigy’s love of the beautiful game had emphatically dropped and he was eventually released by City in December 2012 at the age of 24, after managing just 45 appearances in total the Citizens.

Johnson later revealed in 2013, as photos of him looking several stones overweight hit the tabloids, that he’d quit football for mental health reasons and wanted to ‘be left alone to live the rest of his life’. A dramatic fall from grace for a midfielder once tipped to become the next Michael Ballack by Dietmar Hamaan.

STRIKER – GIGI CASIRAGHI

Gigi Casiraghi was one of the better forwards in Serie A, lifting two UEFA Cups and two Coppa Italias with Juventus and Lazio whilst gaining a reputation for acrobatic finishes and his ability to find goals anywhere across the frontline.

The Italy international, who represented his country on 44 occasions, netting twelve times in the process, moved to Chelsea for a £5.4million sum in 1998 as the Blues continued their recruitment of creative Azzurri stars.

The then-29-year-old’s Blues career got off to an absolute flyer, jinking past David James to score the equaliser in a 1-1 draw against Liverpool at Anfield, but was ultimately reduced to just ten appearances as an awkward challenge from West Ham goalkeeper Shaka Hislop left him sidelined for the next twenty months.

Still ‘walking with a limp’, according to Chelsea chairman Ken Bates, after ten operations, the Blues eventually decided to cash in on Casiraghi’s insurance policy in 2000 – meaning he wouldn’t be allowed to play at top level again.

The striker contested Chelsea’s decision and even threatened legal action, but ultimately never played professionally again. He now works as Gianfranco Zola’s assistant at Al-Arabi.

STRIKER – DEAN ASHTON

Dean Ashton’s story is arguably the archetype tale of Premier League stars whose careers were unfortunately cut short through injury.

The Swindon-born striker was a big-‘n’-burley centre-forward with two tricky feet and a good footballing brain, often earning comparisons with Teddy Sheringham.

Having never relied on his pace, Ashton probably would still be playing in the top flight today, currently aged just 32, but his career came to an end when he was 26 and ironically enough, it was a call-up to the England squad three years earlier that began his abrupt demise.

Indeed, Ashton was in the squad for a friendly against Greece in 2006 but a hard tackle from Shaun Wright-Phillips in training broke his ankle, leaving the Hammers frontman sidelined for over a year.

Ashton was called up again after recovering from injury but bizarrely picked up another on international duty that ruled him out for six weeks, before spraining his ankle in Gianfranco Zola’s first training session as West Ham boss.

Still feeling the effects of the injury incurred with England two years earlier, Ashton never recovered and eventually hung up his boots in 2009. He recently reminded the world of the player he could have been with an acrobatic scissor-kick in Mark Noble’s testimonial at Upton Park.

Five striking options that could bring West Ham success

These are exciting times indeed for Slaven Bilic’s West Ham United. With the Europa League a genuine probability and a move to the Olympic Stadium very much on the horizon, it’s never been a better time to be an optimistic Hammers supporter.

One area the club could do with improving though is up front. Emmanuel Emenike hasn’t hit the ground running quite like expected and Andy Carroll has been in and out of the side with injuries, yet again. Whilst Enner Valencia and Diafra Sakho have chipped in with important goalscoring contributions, the Hammers have really missed out due to their lack of a 20-goal-a-season striker.

So with this in mind, here’s FIVE attacking options that could truly strengthen West Ham United’s forward line next season…

Theo Walcott

This Gunner has had an extremely frustrating past couple of seasons. A lack of starts and goals have left Theo Walcott well and truly condemned to the Arsenal bench and it’s time for a move.

West Ham have been linked with a transfer and he could be exactly what they need. When in-form he’s quick, has good vision and definitely knows where the net is.

Christian Benteke

Benteke is a striker who, like Walcott, has had an extremely frustrating campaign. He’s not in Jurgen Klopp’s long-term plans and a transfer at the end of the season is looking more and more likely.

The Belgian international would bring definite pace and power to the Olympic Stadium and it could be a move to revive his beleaguering career. With the likes of Dimitri Payet playing alongside him, Benteke would soon find his feat again.

Michy Batshuayi

Michy Batshuayi could be the man the Hammers need. Big, powerful with an eye for the back of the net, this Marseille striker has been hotly linked with a move to London and it’s easy to see why.

26 goals in 63 appearances for Marseille has put some of Europe’s biggest sides on red-alert as to his availability and many expect this 22-year-old to playing at the very highest level for many years to come.

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Alexandre Lacazette

Alexandre Lacazette is the definition of Lyon and is adored by their supporters.

But after six years with the Ligue 1 club, many have touted him with a move to the Premier League this summer with West Ham a name being widely mentioned.

He has unbelievable pace and 23 goals this season have done little to dent his European credentials. This would be a massive coop for the Hammers if they pull this one off.

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Jamie Vardy

Vardy has well and truly written the record books this season for Leicester City and was a massive player in their unlikely title win.

A move would prove extremely tricky for West Ham due to Leicester’s confirmed Champions League place, but they will help the lure of their new project could tempt the former Fleetwood man. He’d strengthen the Hammers no end and this would be the transfer of the century if they pull it off.

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Rooney and Sterling: The same tale told in black and white

In 2002 Wayne Rooney scored for the club he’d supported all his life and unveiled a t-shirt that read ‘Once a blue, always a blue’. A fiercely proud Merseysider and Evertonian he was living the dream; a local hero on his way to superstardom.

Two years later he joined Manchester United for a record fee between two British clubs and despite Everton’s chairman crying on the phone to his mum saying ‘They have taken our boy’ and widespread anger from one half of the city for the perceived betrayal the transfer was uniformly celebrated in the media. It was a natural progression and why wouldn’t an ambitious young English talent want to showcase his talents in the Champions League for a club that regularly challenged for titles? You don’t turn down Man United, so they used to say.

His first season at Old Trafford saw ‘Roo-mania’ break out across the newspapers and television with journalists and commentators so effusive towards the shy youngster you hoped he took out restraining orders on some for his own safety – yes I’m looking at you Tyler and Tyldesley.

He was England’s Great White Hope and Sky’s Golden Boy and that blind championing has persisted throughout his career. Such has been the unprecedented scale of this decade-long hyperbole it led directly to the bizarre situation that significantly contributed to England’s undoing at the Euros. A player coming off the back of a decidedly mixed season squeezed into the first team at the cost of balance and logic, playing poorly in an unfamiliar role and then – naturally – given a hundred free passes for a hundred errant ones.

In July 2015 Raheem Sterling moved from Liverpool to Manchester City for a record fee between two British clubs. Five years earlier he had been poached by Liverpool from QPR’s academy for half a million pounds after moving to Wembley aged seven from Jamaica. Save for the fact that one player had declared lifelong allegiance to his hometown club and the other hadn’t – why would he? It wasn’t his hometown club – the two transfers at this point in time are saliently similar. Here were two prodigiously gifted English youngsters making an ambitious switch from a Merseyside club to a Manchester club who were a permanent fixture in the Champions league and regularly challenged for titles. From this juncture on however the narrative contrasts to a quite startling extent.

Former Liverpool legends lined up en masse to wail ‘They have taken our boy’ while there was widespread anger from one half of the city for the perceived betrayal. So far, so deju vu. Only this time there was no celebratory approval from the media to drown out the criticism, instead biblical condemnation and disgust. An inflated figure of £50m was attached to his name to the point where it became a damning prefix.

For both players scandal accompanied the timeline of their transfers. “£50M? You’re havin’ a laughing gas’ screamed the Sun after Sterling was filmed taking ‘hippy crack’ the legal high that was becoming commonplace among Premier League footballers. The drop head beneath the headline also makes clear this is a ‘storm’.  “I don’t fancy yours much Wayne” winked the same paper when Rooney admitted to paying for sex with a 48-year-old grandmother two weeks after joining United. That first name familiarity is pertinent. He is one of us. The erroneous price-tag put in place of Sterling’s name meanwhile is meant to distance reader from player.

There are numerous examples of how the treatment of one young English talent contrasts greatly to another ten years on but perhaps the strangest is regards to their respective families. The tabloids’ swift anointment of ‘Wazza’ as the Three Lion’s prince led to his wife Colleen becoming a prominent WAG and securing a lucrative career as, well, Wayne Rooney’s wife. The birth of his first born Kai was given a front page splash of such commemorative glee it was akin to a royal arrival. Sterling too is a father, his offspring from a previous relationship often included in hatchet job reporting to denote something unseemly and irresponsible.

This week Raheem Sterling flew back from France and bought his mother a house. While his team mates departed for far-off beaches and cocktails he bought his mother a house. A ‘friend’ Snapchatted a photograph of a swanky sink in a bathroom and at a time when Britain is in both financial and political meltdown the likes of which we have not known in generations – when we have voted to leave Europe, the Prime Minister has resigned, our second major party is collapsing from within, and even on an unrelated matter our national football coach has walked – the good old paper-of-the-people Sun chose to run with their already infamous front page. Of a sink. I have to write that out again because it still amazes. Of a sink. The headline roared ‘Obscene Raheem’ and he was called an ‘idiot’ for good measure.

So overt was their intention – and so tenuous was their execution – that it appears only to have finally stemmed a year-long tidal wave of negativity that has seen a 20 year old (now 21) booed at every away ground and nailed to the cross as the epitome of all that is wrong with modern day football. Simply from transferring from one club to another.

Enough with the witch-hunt the reasonable majority are now demanding. Well, quite.

But how did it come to this? How did such levels of nationwide vitriol emerge that saw one of England’s most promising talents be bullied out of his confidence and spirit only to then be mercilessly lambasted for looking shell-shocked at a major tournament? Remember that ‘Just Giving’ campaign that attempted to fund his return from France after one poor showing? A campaign incidentally that Sterling himself saw. If you were involved with that and you’re reading this then you sir are an idiot. And your actions were obscene.

One of the reasons – to my mind – for the most vicious, unrelenting and underserving victimisations of a footballer I have ever bore witness to is immensely unedifying but no less worthy of mention. For we only need look at the chief under-performers at this tournament and cringe at the excuses that have excused them. Sir Harold Kane of Englandshire was mentally drained following an arduous season. Jack Wilshere was unfit, while Rooney was struggling with an unfamiliar role and was out of form. Joe Hart apologised so that’s alright.

Sterling wasn’t afforded any such allowances possibly due to unacknowledged guilt from the fans who knew deep down the main reason he was hesitant and shot-shy was, well, them. Instead he was singled out and hung out to dry. Worse, he was a kid turning up to an exam with a pencil snapped in two by his tormentors who was then marked down for having untidy handwriting.

There is something that separates Sterling from the three names above. It’s something that really, really shouldn’t matter in today’s age but perhaps in this instance it does.

In 2002 Wayne ‘Wazza’ Rooney was England’s Great White Hope. Raheem Sterling was never going to be that.

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Three Forwards that Crystal Palace could capture this month

The criticism levelled at Crystal Palace last season is the same one that has been thrown at them this time around; the fact there is a definite shortage of goals in their side.

Alan Pardew may have brought in new faces this summer but they are still very much lacking a striker who consistently knows his way around the six yard box. Last season saw the good; their form early in the season which saw them as high as 6th. The bad; their form post-Christmas. And the ugly; Alan Pardew’s dancing at Wembley.

If Palace are to beat the drop and not replicate that terrible run of form in 2016, then getting in a striker before the end of the month has to be the top priority for Pardew.

Here are three players that could be wearing a Palace shirt by the start of September.

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Christian Benteke

The £32.5m man was nowhere to been seen on Sunday at the Emirates as Liverpool got the better of a seven-goal thriller against Arsenal. This should surely indicate that Benteke’s time at Anfield is coming to an end.

The question Liverpool will have to ask is how much are they prepared to lose on their investment. Bought by Brendan Rodgers just over 12 months ago, it’s clear to see that a player of Benteke’s mould doesn’t fit into a Jurgen Klopp team. A square peg in a round hole if ever there was one.

Luckily for Liverpool though, with the transfer market being the way it is, they will probably manage to recoup all the fee they paid Aston Villa should they decide to move Benteke on.

What will also go in Liverpool’s favour is the fact that Palace are getting somewhat desperate, and with desperation brings an increase in price. Liverpool want to sell and Palace also have the funds, but it seems they can’t quite meet the valuation for Benteke which would allow him to leave Merseyside. Should Alan Pardew come in with an approved offer the move could very much be on.

Saido Berahino

Crystal Palace are now joining an ever-growing band of Premier League clubs who are interested in acquiring the services of the England U-21 international. Berahino was in the starting line-up on Saturday, playing off Salomon Rondon when West Brom travelled to Selhurst Park, and it was Rondon who scored the game’s only goal to give Tony Pulis a triumphant return to south London.

Last season, with his future at the club in doubt, Berahino had to make do with a life more accustomed to the West Brom bench. And although he was in the line-up in their opener, Pulis bringing in another new face up front could very well marginalise Berahino’s role at the club even further. That’s where Palace could step in and offer him the lifeline of first team football.

Berahino must now be ruing the fact that he wasn’t allowed to move to Tottenham last summer – his stock has fallen in those twelve months or so. He needs to be back playing regularly and scoring goals or the potential he once showed is in danger of fizzling out.

Diafra Sahko

Had Sahko’s move from West Ham to West Brom not collapsed due to a failed medical then he very well could have been the man to allow to Berahino to depart The Hawthorns. Crystal Palace, in that case, could do worse then buying the Senegalese striker themselves.

At £16m he may not represent fantastic value but Palace can’t afford to be too choosy in their bid to snare a new forward before the end of the month. It could also be an easy sell as Sahko would only have to make the short trip across London to link up with Alan Pardew.

The thing that could very much go against Sahko and any potential transfer is the aforementioned failed medical, but if Palace are prepared to take a punt then it could be something that they could use in their favour by potentially driving the price down.

West Ham know they have somewhat of a lame duck on their books now, not only is it a player who isn’t Slaven Bilic’s plans but also one potentially lacking fitness, so they may have to reconsider the fee of £16m if he is to leave the London Stadium and Palace could benefit, although it would be somewhat of a gamble and one that Alan Pardew would really need to pay off.

Bournemouth have enough to avoid this terrifying Premier League phenomenon

Bournemouth were the surprise package at the other end of the Premier League table last season.

The Cherries were one of the bookies’ favourites to be relegated. Eddie Howe’s side had only just enjoyed their moment of jubilation – being promoted to the Premier League – before people were putting money on their instant demise.

In a season like no other in the top flight, Bournemouth defied the odds and not only hung on, but beat teams they shouldn’t have, played with a style that was admirable and increased the stock of their young manager, finishing the season in 16th position.

The club have now hit the high time at the right time as next season they will earn around £70m from the previous campaign and staying up  guarantees them an incredible £100m share of the new TV deal. With an influx of cash to come in the summer, the Cherries now have the resources to cement their position in the top-flight.

One of the key facets of Bournemouth’s survival last year was the team spirit within the camp. The togetherness and mindset that Howe instilled in this group of players from the lower leagues was echoed by defender Simon Francis.

“Alot of the lads played in League One, the Championship and I can’t think of too many teams that have done that kind of thing – been promoted then put out a similar kind of team in the Premier League,’ he said in an interview with afcb.co.uk

“I think if you look at Leicester and what they’ve done this season, everyone is saying a lot of the reason they achieved what they did is because of the team spirit and their unity as a team, not necessarily their talent on the pitch.

“We don’t want to stop here, we want to build on that and try and climb up the league next season.”

Usually after an exhilarating first season, the penny drops and the phrase “being found out” becomes  the dominant reason a club slides towards the gaping trap doors. Many club s before Bournemouth have slipped back into the lower reaches of English football in the second season and it’s something that Eddie Howe and Bournemouth will be wary of.

With the money in the game today, the club can put distance between themselves and the Championship as they look to add to their personnel. Three clubs will still go down this season, but the newcomers to the top table may just have enough to stay put for another year.

Bournemouth will need to be careful and keep that team spirit alive, as the top clubs are unlikely to be as inconsistent as they were last season. Top managers bring in top players, the likes of which most Premier League teams cannot afford to buy.

Despite a winless run of eight games towards the end last season, Howe will ensure his troops are ready for season two and there will be much to look forward to heading in to 16/17.

Although they could suffer from second season syndrome, they will probably have just enough about them to finish one or two places higher and continue their stay in the Premier League.

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